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i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

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this is still one of my favorite photos of all time



why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: bro-tatoes, via thatgirlwiththepiercings-deacti)


my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

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in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

Fuck you 

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My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

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nothing I can add will make this funnier