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itsvondell:

i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

(via bluebiohazard)

kitschkiller:

this is still one of my favorite photos of all time

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: bro-tatoes, via thatgirlwiththepiercings-deacti)

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

(via thatgirlwiththepiercings-deacti)

order-of-merlin:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

Fuck you 

(via toogayytofunction)

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

(via toogayytofunction)

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier